Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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