i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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