do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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