...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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