Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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