Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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