Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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