How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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