if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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