we're blogging at a bar
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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