did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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