When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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