is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
How's work?
Spinning.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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