NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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