im holly from the hills drunk
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
