Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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