The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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