I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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