I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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