I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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