I must be too annoying 4 u.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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