Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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