Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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