If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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