i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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