remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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