Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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