i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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