i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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