Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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