On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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