drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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