Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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