you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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