Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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