If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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