i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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