he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
