marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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