Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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