Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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