He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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