white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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