You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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