I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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