Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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