I heard we made out
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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