Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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