Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
is it fun? or sober?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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