idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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