He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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