Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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