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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
