Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
