Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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